Pinwheel Revolutionary War

Keller Y. 6th grade

Have you ever wondered what breakfast pastries would best represent the American RevolutionaryWar’s major players? Of course, you have. Well, wonder no more. It’s a very common quandary. Below, you will find the ultimate list of pairings.

The British

Bacon Breakfast Burrito (aka Triple B) = King George III

Bacon Breakfast Burritos have a terrifying reign over all other breakfast burritos at Pinwheel. This is because Triple Bs are the most loved. They are similar to King George because he also had a terrifying reign over England and North American colonies.

Bacon Croissant = Lord Bute

Bacon-based pastries, just like the British, stick together. The Bacon Croissant helps Triple B keep tabs on all of the other pastries. He warns Triple B if the quiches or other croissants are starting to rebel, just like Lord Bute helped King George III reign over England and all of their subjects.

Bacon = The Red Coats

Bacon, that tasty morsel within both Triple B and the Bacon Croissants. Soldiers of the Bacon Breakfast Burritos. And The Red Coats are King Georges III Soldiers.

“Peppermint was a strong leader in the syrups, and George Washington was a strong leader in the American revolution.”

The Colonists

Peppermint = George Washington

Peppermint was a strong leader in the syrups, and George Washington was a strong leader in the American revolution.

Veggie Breakfast Burrito = The Colonists

The Colonists overthrew King George III, just like the Veggie Breakfast Burrito will overthrow the Bacon Breakfast Burrito.

Butter Croissant = The French

The butter croissant helps the veggie breakfast burrito overthrow the Bacon Breakfast burrito because they are mad at the bacon croissant. The French helped the colonists overthrow King George III.