Sincerely, Tea
Keller Y. 6th Grader
Dear Tea,
“A friendly conversation between coffee and tea”
You have sent me two letters, but they were unreadable because they were covered in tea stains. I think I read something about… puns? Please send me a letter one more time!
Thanks,
Your friendly enemy,
Coffee
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Coffee,
I am very sorry that my letters to you have been unreadable. The barista came to my place and fixed up a leak. Apparently, whenever I put something in my mailbox, it started to get tea on it because of a leak from above. Anyways, all I wanted was a list of coffee or tea puns. I’m going to a conference, and I want to add a little humor to my presentation about why tea rules. (No offense.) Please send me a list of puns if your humor is at that level!
Thanks, Tea
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Dear Tea,
First of all, you're the one asking me for the puns, so I don’t think that you can say, "If your humor is at that level.” But yes, my sense of humor is quite gouda, but it is very hard to espresso all of my humor on paper. And yes, I do have a latte puns. Of course, they might not all be coffee-related, but they will be food and drink-related. You can sort through them if you want, just so long as the puns don’t whiz right pasta you. So there was the list, made espresso-ly for you.
Coffee
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Coffee,
You say that your humor has reached that level, and you mentioned you added a list of puns, but I’m not sure where they are. But I read something weird about being gouda, so I’m not sure what that was. The list of puns, though, was most likely lost in the mail. I will contact the mail services immediately. Thank you again for doing this!
Tea
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