Trash Talk Trash

Olive R 7th grade

Hi! I’m Brenda Billows, reporter on-the-spot for the Pinwheel Post. Today I’m here to interview Stan the Can about the recent unrest at Pinwheel. 

Brenda: Stan, how are you feeling today?

Stan: Grumbles

“Dan the Can, has pulled a familiar prank.”

Brenda: Stan, is there a reason for your recent stunt against an innocent Pinwheel customer?

Stan: Humans are trashy, always throwing recycling at me the TRASH can! So I threw the can back at him, and revenge, sweet revenge!

Brenda: Wow, that seems like a sore topic. Let’s move on.

Brenda: You are known for your friendship with Rory, the resident recycling can, and your feud with the new outdoor trash can, Dan the Can. Can you say more about that?

Stan: Rory and I have been buds since the beginning. We always stick together and I will always stand up for him if recycling gets thrown at ME. Now don't even get me started on Dan. He’s so full of himself, always flashing his shiny metal in our FACES!!!! Why did they need to replace me?! 

Brenda: Stan, are there any goals you have in life?

Stan: TO ELIMINATE DAN!!! As well as take over the world with Rory, and get rid of all humans.

Brenda: Wow! Talk about #goals! Is there anything you would like to say to your thousands of followers on Instacan?

Stan: Well, I would like to tell them that you should always follow your dreams, as I did with getting back at that human…

Brenda: Oh, oh my, we have some breaking news from outside. Dan the Can, has pulled a familiar prank. Dan has just thrown a paper cup, and a little girl has slipped!

Stan: What… Mabey we have more in common than I thought.

Dan: Meh (grumbles) I don’t really like friends...

Stan: WE ARE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER!!!!!!